MORTIFIED

                                                                MORTIFIED

How it feels to get dumped by someone whom you love ??????

well, we have random answers for it....one feels like his /her life has probably come to an end.

Life becomes uneasy ( you don't have to overreact )

you stop behaving like normal ones instead you become the most lunatic person in the world.

Your friends & family ( only if they know about your breakup ) turns sympathetic to you ( you don't want them to be, still they too overreact sometimes) . Unnecessary your eyes have to suffer ( you cry as if you lost someone important from you life ) . Chill !!!!! this is just a break up and your life doesn't stops here . Throw away your titan raga and buy one Fast-track watch ( move on ) .

The moment your partner dumps you, you don't exactly know what to do next. Scratching our own head helps sometimes but not always. Some even go and check themselves in mirror to check any pimples( they get scared to see many ) .

breakups are not always the reason for one to become sad or end his/her life. People tend to become victims by doing such acts which proves them insane ( empty head ..the guy/chic with no brain types ) .

after breaking up you become mad , complete dumb. You don't exactly know what you are doing at present . You feel like jumping from the kitchen table or cutting you hand with butter knife ( believe me people actually tries such idiotic things at home ) . you do enter in the loo but forgets to close the door till someone enters it . You are MORTIFIED ( ashamed & embarrassed )

now . You are in your own world thinking and assuming things as to why he/she left you ( dumping sounds more perfect ) . life becomes useless for you . Life is nothing without him/her????????

WAKE UP !!!!! don't you recall the time before they entered your life....your life was moving with the usual pace . You completed your college assignments on time ( for some it may be school home-works ) and you were regular at college attending lectures . Now you do go to college but sit at one corner reserved for you at canteen from where you can check out new guys/chic's, may be or 

you end up thinking again & again about that filthy animal ( who dumped you without reason ) . you stop believing those fairy tales and novels where it is nicely decorated at the end of each book/story ..and they lived happily ever after. 

time doesn't stop however you do . For you everything is happier if he/she is with you . Internet helps you find ways/reasons to be happy after breakups . your search words are...how to get out of break ups or what after break up??? ...useless people posts worthless comments for your questions and you fool follows their answer . 

You feel ashamed of facing your friends after your breakup ( not because they will sympathize with you but you don't want them to know the reason why are you dumped ) . friends are the instant support you get while you are going through the breakup period however your friend should not be interested in your EX .

You keep checking your mobile frequently to check his/her message, if any . You type some emotional message and save them in your drafts ( thinking one day you will gather the courage to forward them ) .

whenever you log in to your face-book account, 1^st thing you do is check his/her profile to see any updates regarding change in relationship status or any uploads with xyz friends at WWW place . Your heart doesn't wants such things to happen . Still you don't delete him/her from your friends list ( just to keep a track on his/her account ) . one almost stops loving the heartless partner once the tragedy phase is over . you cry and cry and then stop for new beginning .  

Revenge phase takes on now. Brain starts working at a fast pace than before . Heart and eyes do rest now. Now you are in a revenge mood . You want that filthy animal to mortify as he did to you . Various plans do make home at your home giving way for only one master plan . You decides to date his best friend or exactly opposite his best ENEMY ( only if they are single ) . your partners best friend always loves you secretly ( to prove this line watch any random Hindi movies of 90s ) and you very well know the fact .

You slowly gets closer to them and makes them believe in you and your fake love . Those stupid nerds do believe in you ( as they have never dated any other girl and for them you are their 1^st crush, love and friend too ) . you make them fool for your own good . But when you think of choosing the enemy of your EX . It becomes quite risky and insane too . Better planning is required. Your ex will obviously get hurt ( if she/he had really loved you before ) if she/he sees you with their enemy . It is not accepted ( you enjoy the moments though ) .

once the ENEMY accepts your ( fake ) proposal , you give way to plan B now. Clicking pictures with ENEMY and uploading them on FB or updating random quotes tagging your new love's name . You think this will make him/her jealous ( forget it , they don't give a damn to your album and updates.)

Still the things are same and one fine day you log in to see he deleted you . You no more appears on his/her friends list ( cry louder this time ) and asking why you deleted , you may get gift as BLOCKED .

Wow !!!!! your plan fails tremendously leaving you alone . ENEMY is still with you ( how to get rid of him??? ) simply break up with him and move on ( please gift yourself fast track watch as a break up gift ) . This time around you MORTIFIED yourself not your lover . 

Bad habits do make a place at your mind. you start drinking and going in to hi fi pubs and disco's ( wasting your dad's hard earned money ) . Some even becomes drug addicts ending their life's for those fucking losers who don't even know how you loved them . Rum and whiskey helps you forgets that cheater however once you are out of the NASHAAA....you tend to recall the old moments spend with them . Your mobile's playlist is flooded with all sad songs ( too much now ) . Listening to songs you remember them in your memories ( believe me...one handsome hunk / sexy chic in front of you and game over . you will forget everything about the breakup shit !!!!!!!) .

There is no plan C or 3^rd round to take on . End is the only thing you see but hello.... you have something called as friends with you ( who can create trouble for you but also can get you out that mess) . They advice you to join yoga classes or attend some art of living seminars ( you don't understand any of them ) . Time heals everything and it will heal you sorrows, pains and credit card bills too ( which you have used to Impress your love before getting Dumped ) .

Some even follow tips shown in movies like JAB WE MET ...where kareena asks shahid to flush over his Ex.Gfs photo .People do follow such tricks and end up losing his/her last picture . 

I have seen people hurting themselves , to show how true their love is ( was ) . fearing parents they don't cut their nerves on hand however end up cutting their thighs ( height ) such that no one except they can see it( whats the use of cutting then ??????? ) melodrama .

Life is not only about having bf/gf..its like bournvile chocolate. You have to earn it to have it..

in a week or two you become stable...you are back to normal like before the breakup thing. One has to be really strong for coming up from a break up . After breakup you get to see many changes in you .

Now you don't wait for any important phone call , neither you are busy chatting with your love interest.

Your friends don't complain to you about your behavior , your spend quality time with your family and friends ( forgetting that jerk ) .

Things have become normal now however you find it strange..something uncommon..getting those sweet phone calls from your sweetheart ( whom you refer to as BASTARD now ) and chatting whole day ( sometimes night ) was a routine for you . As of now, phone is the most irritating electronic device for you and logging in face-book gives you heart-attacks in installments ( EMI ) .

Enjoy life and forget that bastard/bitch who have almost broke your heart ( similar to getting an heart attack ) and be happy always . DONT get MORTIFIED yourself :)